Jonte och Pål

Vad kan man säga om South Park, det är ju så briljant.

Squirrelly Squirrel:    Now come on y'all. We can't waste time arguing, there could still be survivors out there. We need to hunt them down, and kill them.
Rabbity Rabbit:    And eat their flesh!
Beavery Beaver:    B'hut first we should rape them!
Beary Bear:    How about we kill them, and then rape their bodies so we can use their blood as lubricant?
Squirrelly Squirrel:    Say, that's a great idea, Beary Bear.

[the Critters cheer and jump for joy]

Eller varför inte...

[the Woodland Critters show up]

Squirrelly Squirrel: Whoa whoa, hang on, y'all. You can't just kill her. That's not evil enough.
Freddy Krueger:    What do you mean? We cut out her eyeball.
Jason:    Yeah, that's super hardcore.
Squirrelly Squirrel:    Now come on y'all. We can do better than that.
Beavery Beaver:    Hey! I know! Let's all pee in her empty eye socket!
Deery Deer:    Let's make her eat her own eyeball, and then pee in her empty eyesocket.
Beary Bear:    How about we get someone with AIDS to pee in her eyesocket, so she dies all slowlike? [the other Critters cheer at the idea]
The Minotaur:    Nobody here has AIDS!
Woodland Critters:    AWWWWWWwwww!!
Beary Bear:    But we've got to have AIDS before we pee in her eyesocket!
Squirrelly Squirrel:    Now don't be down y'all. I bet we can find some AIDS out in the forest.

[the Critters scatter in renewed enthusiasm]